Stories By Curtis Silver
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Security
/ 3 years agoThis IoT sex toy could potentially trap your genitals, requiring industrial grinder release
Cool cool. The only cage for my cock is your heart.
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Transportation
/ 3 years agoTesla kills its PR department, starts work on actual self-driving dragons and humans as fuel
Riding my actual Tesla Dragon to work, feeding on human meat, living the dream.
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Amazon
/ 3 years agoAmazon’s foray into Palmistry predicts a future without privacy
Just implant my commerce chip and get it over with.
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Gadgets
/ 3 years agoAll the wonderfully whack tech we found in September
Gonna Popl onto my butt vibrator and listen to some grill tunes.
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Amazon
/ 3 years agoKeep your Amazon Halo away from my delicious body fat
Another day, another stupid fitness band.
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News
/ 3 years agoSequel to famed viral conspiracy video quickly fades into the void of nonsensical obscurity
Starring Scott Baio & Dr. Demon Sperm
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Business
/ 3 years agoMicrosoft finally releases timeline for the long-overdue burial of Internet Explorer
IE is history, long live something else.
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Amazon
/ 3 years agoAmazon’s third-party problem legally becomes its actual problem
Should Amazon be liable for the things it sells through its platform? California says "yes."
