Stories By Curtis Silver
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News
/ 6 years agoFuck EVs, get a Hummer H1 Launch Edition instead and destroy the road
Get out of my way.
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Gift Guide
/ 6 years ago8 Father’s Day gifts to create a lasting bond between dad and the crushing reality of your existence
Your existence is accidental.
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Business
/ 6 years agoBlooom seeks to disrupt your 401(k) because your retirement plan shouldn’t be avocado-based investments
Where is your gold buried?
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Gaming
/ 6 years agoNew Battletoads coming to Xbox One, prompting my therapist to put a down payment on her new yacht
I'm already stressed out.
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WTF
/ 6 years agoHow the Tesla board meeting vote to keep Elon Musk as chairman probably went down
Elon is a majestic unicorn.
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News
/ 6 years agoMcDonald’s adding thousands more self-order kiosks to keep your ass fat, happy, and in the store
More technology, less mistakes, maximum calories.
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Security
/ 6 years agoThis bad-ass Beam router will put the smack-down on your ISP’s prying tendrils
Damn the man.
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Apps
/ 6 years agoFacebook’s Messenger Kids update frees parents from having to friend other parents
Other parents are terrible.
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Crypto
/ 6 years agoMonster Products pivots to the blockchain, filing for an ICO because reasons
Still better than Beats headphones.
