{"id":313338,"date":"2023-08-14T11:55:22","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T15:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/knowtechie.com\/?p=313338"},"modified":"2023-08-14T11:55:32","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T15:55:32","slug":"exhibitionists-find-new-humping-grounds-in-sf-autonomous-taxis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knowtechie.com\/exhibitionists-find-new-humping-grounds-in-sf-autonomous-taxis\/","title":{"rendered":"Exhibitionists find new humping grounds in SF autonomous taxis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Years ago, infrastructure<\/a> drew much of the focus and conjecture around the future of autonomous self-driving cars<\/a>. Yet, there were some of us who would tell you that people are gonna fuck in those things. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And sure enough, that’s exactly what people are doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the San Francisco Standard<\/em> reports<\/a>, people are hopping in Cruise Robotaxis<\/a> and immediately getting down to sticky the leather. And since there is no driver to chide the riders, it’s a mobile hump-fest for those looking for a little extra thrill in their sex life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The thrill is the cesspool of bacteria and ejaculate left behind for the next customer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In line with previous studies<\/a> hypothesizing this exact scenario, this is what many of us tech cynics thought would happen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because humans are messy little beasts who like to squirt their Capri-Sun shooters on park benches, restaurant bathrooms, airplane bathrooms, train bathrooms \u2013 anywhere that offers a modicum of privacy, it’s a thrill-seeking behavior that we can’t ignore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Get down to getting down<\/h2>\n\n\n